Tuesday, September 28, 2010

BOSS RUSH: STAGE 5


Halo Reach(***) This is a smart, impeccably designed game from a developer that once thought it’d be cool to have an Incubus song play during a climatic space battle.


Geometry Wars Galaxies (***1/2) Video Game Hero.


Muramasa: The Demon Blade (**) A gorgeously rendered spreadsheet.


Okami (***) Probably could have been one of the greatest games ever, had it ended.


Luigi’s Mansion (***) A whole game of Mario haunted-house levels starring Luigi with a Ghostbusters backpack is, without a doubt, the cleverest thing Nintendo’s ever done.


Call Of Duty: World At War (****) Survival Worror.


Gears of War 2 (****) Cliff Bleszinski is the Walt Disney of giblets. This is his theme park.


Metal Slug 3 (****) Forget the arcade. It belongs in a museum.


Dead Space (**) Should be expelled for blatant plagiarism.


Ninja Blade (**1/2) An epic, modern-day laser-disc game, crippled by shoddy parts you actually have to play.


Assassin’s Creed 2 (*1/2) A jack-of-all-trades, that isn’t good at any of them.


Space Invaders: Infinity Gene (****) Sent to bullet-hell and back…

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Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Old Classic RPG Revisit: Warriors of the Eternal Sun

New Blast Hero here and as an avid RPG fan from the old PC days I will bring to you the awesome, the obscure, and the forgotten RPG titles from the past. We'll be getting into Might and Magic, D&D based titles, Square classics, and many more. First up is Warriors of the Eternal Sun, one of the few western RPG's that was released on the Genesis.


Developed by Westwood Studios, the team that created the Eye of the Beholder series, brings to you a rich fantasy experience with tactical game play both turn based and real time. Set in the TSR universe, more specifically the Hollow World campaign setting, many gamers for the first time are presented with a new style of RPG. Players generated their party from the start of the game, further customizing their heroes with different classes and attributes.


Conventional D&D style portraits can be seen in the top picture with classes easily discernible from a quick glance. The expected mage, thief, cleric and fighter classes are all there with the choice of race to further match classes chosen keeping it true to the D&D rule set. I beat this game around 4 times (I have an unusual tendency to beat games an even number of times) yet always chose a well rounded group for my party consisting of a cleric, mage, and a 2 fighters or a fighter plus a thief.

The game play was tactical and more resembled a game of chess in comparison to the likes of Phantasy Star or Final Fantasy. Non dungeon battles were from a bird's eye point of view and turn based allowing the choice of character to melee or use ranged weapons such as spells and bows. The first person point of view that was utilized when entering dungeons is similar to the Eye of the Beholder series. For instance, real time battles in the dungeon setting forced players to react quickly using ranged attacks before the enemy closed in and then abruptly alternating melee attacks between each member in the party. I haven't played this game through in 17 years yet I still remember key encounters, how to beat the green dragon by spamming the same spell, and several secret alcoves.

The graphics are very well done with a variety of expansive environments in both the dungeons and open world sections. Westwood pioneered a unique look for Warriors of the Eternal Sun. Everything from the character portraits to the intro screen still bring a smile to my face after all of these years.

One of the areas the game is lacking is the story. It's a little cut and dry and the dialogue is sparse which would stand out less if other aspects of the game were less polished. For a game set in the TSR universe, it's a bit of a let down in story department.

The music is medieval themed and compliments the overall tone of the game the best it can with the hardware limitations.

(5 star scale)
Graphics ****
Sound ***
Gameplay ****
Story **1/2

Warriors of the Eternal Sun is really that good. Even by today's standards I would recommend this game as a great western RPG to check out.


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Friday, September 10, 2010

REVIEW RUSH: STAGE 4


AvaGlide (****) Kills two of Nintendo’s birds with one stone, for only a dollar.


Trials HD (**1/2) The perfect puzzle/party game for drunkards.


Uncharted 2: Among Thieves (***1/2) A modern day Time Crisis 2.


Breakers Revenge (****) Street Fighter 2 for the arthritic. You’ll be able to play this, and be good at it, well into your 70s.


Little Big Planet (**1/2) Only an adult child could fully appreciate this tedious play-set.


Afterburner Climax (****) Back in the Old Country, you’d have spent $20 for a thrilling afternoon with this game in the arcade. Now your president is black, and the game is yours to keep for $10.


Madworld (**1/2) Akin to running into a haunted attraction and beating the shit out of all the actors.


House Of The Dead Overkill (*1/2) A heinous act of game vandalism.


Resident Evil 4 (****) At the very least, the best game ever made about a guy who shotguns monsters.


Geometry Wars: Retro Evolved 2 (****) A scrumptious bowl of neon cereal that stays crunchy for infinity.


Shenmue (****) Sega’s tearful farewell to video games.

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REVIEW RUSH: STAGE 3


Def Jam Icon (**1/2) With its head in the clouds and it’s heart in the right place, this game could have been a Shenmue-killer, instead it’s just playing Barbie for boys.


Big Bang Mini (****) There’s bullet-hell, then there is this; a bullet- party, with cake and ice cream.


New Super Mario Bros. Wii (*) A shameless cash-in with total disregard for its pedigree. Feels like it was made by frightened interns.


Battle Fantasia (****) Its heart is bigger than it’s character select-screen and combo-meter.


Mirror’s Edge (**1/2) Tragically overwrought and second-guessed when it should have just been about running and jumping.


50 Cent: Blood on The Sand (**) Has the vigor and intent of a celebrity porno tape.


Loco Roco 2 (****) So sweet it should come with a toothbrush.


The Beatles: Rock Band (***) Amazing by default, but in the end, it’s a cover not as good as the original.


Photo Dojo (**1/2) This little stocking-stuffer is the coolest game ever, for about 45 seconds. Then it’s just neat.


Bayonetta (****) “A Japanese aircraft loaded with explosives and making a deliberate suicidal crash on an enemy target.”


VVVVVV (****) Kinda makes you wonder why games weren’t this good 25 years ago.


Rhythm Tengoku (****) A rhythm game with no white people involved.

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Wednesday, September 8, 2010

REVIEW RUSH: STAGE 2



Cream Wolf (****) You can’t put a price on its brilliance. That’s why it’s free.


Batman: Arkham Asylum (****) I wanted a next-gen Double Dragon, but the wig-splitting in this will do.


Zen Bound (****) A humble killer-app. Feels like the most tactile game ever, that’s video.


Heavy Rain (**) Trapped between a bad movie and a good video game.


Cobra Command (****) Still futuristic, 26 years later.


Split/Second (**) Somewhere within this mediocre Burnout-clone is a thriller on wheels.


Resident Evil 5 (**1/2) The only thing keeping this from being a tribute band is the original drummer.


Deadly Premonition (**) A sprawling weirdo-epic with too much time and not enough money.


Dead Rising: Case Zero (**) A great idea, rolling around in its own filth.


The Expendables: The Video Game (*1/2) As big an air-ball as it’s celluloid counterpart.


WarioLand Shake It! (**1/2) Criminally standard definition, and proof that Nintendo still has feeling for you.


Joe Danger (****) The game is so shiny and new, you’re perfectly content placing it on the shelf in its originally packaging just to gaze upon.


Vanquish: Velocity Attack (****) Not really a demo, but an interactive attract-mode that will send you straight to the token machine.

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REVIEW RUSH: STAGE 1


I did it. I've finally gotten to the last stage of my Summer of 2010 Video Gaming Marathon and now it's time for the boss-parade.

Brace yourself for the REVIEW RUSH!

Shank (***) A fetching portfolio of glib thrills.

Lara Croft and The Guardian of Light (****) USDA Certificated Organic (no high fructose corn syrup).

Limbo (****) The quiet one you have to watch.

Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World: The Video Game (****) A perfect (nerd) storm.

Sin and Punishment: Star Successor (****) Like an archangel playing a 6 hour long guitar solo for you.

Demon's Souls (**) Hitler's holodeck.

Neo Contra (****) As fun as running bubble-wrap through an industrial-grade sewing machine.

Red Dead Redemption (***) Almost the Oregon Trail of your dreams.

Heart of Darkness (***) Out of This World On Ice.

Panzer Dragoon Orta (**) The spoiled leftovers of a royal feast.

Arkedo Series 03 Pixel! (****) Smart as a whip, cute as a button.

Super Mario Galaxy 2 (***) Oops! All berries.

Stay tuned for Stage 2 and who knows, maybe one day I will extend some of these reviews past the one sentence mark ;)
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