AvaGlide (****) Kills two of Nintendo’s birds with one stone, for only a dollar.
Trials HD (**1/2) The perfect puzzle/party game for drunkards.
Uncharted 2: Among Thieves (***1/2) A modern day Time Crisis 2.
Breakers Revenge (****) Street Fighter 2 for the arthritic. You’ll be able to play this, and be good at it, well into your 70s.
Little Big Planet (**1/2) Only an adult child could fully appreciate this tedious play-set.
Afterburner Climax (****) Back in the Old Country, you’d have spent $20 for a thrilling afternoon with this game in the arcade. Now your president is black, and the game is yours to keep for $10.
Madworld (**1/2) Akin to running into a haunted attraction and beating the shit out of all the actors.
House Of The Dead Overkill (*1/2) A heinous act of game vandalism.
Resident Evil 4 (****) At the very least, the best game ever made about a guy who shotguns monsters.
Geometry Wars: Retro Evolved 2 (****) A scrumptious bowl of neon cereal that stays crunchy for infinity.
Shenmue (****) Sega’s tearful farewell to video games.
-Breakers Revenge is 3s without parries.
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