REVIEW RUSH: STAGE 1

I did it. I've finally gotten to the last stage of my Summer of 2010 Video Gaming Marathon and now it's time for the boss-parade.

Brace yourself for the REVIEW RUSH!

Shank (***) A fetching portfolio of glib thrills.

Lara Croft and The Guardian of Light (****) USDA Certificated Organic (no high fructose corn syrup).

Limbo (****) The quiet one you have to watch.

Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World: The Video Game (****) A perfect (nerd) storm.

Sin and Punishment: Star Successor (****) Like an archangel playing a 6 hour long guitar solo for you.

Demon's Souls (**) Hitler's holodeck.

Neo Contra (****) As fun as running bubble-wrap through an industrial-grade sewing machine.

Red Dead Redemption (***) Almost the Oregon Trail of your dreams.

Heart of Darkness (***) Out of This World On Ice.

Panzer Dragoon Orta (**) The spoiled leftovers of a royal feast.

Arkedo Series 03 Pixel! (****) Smart as a whip, cute as a button.

Super Mario Galaxy 2 (***) Oops! All berries.

Stay tuned for Stage 2 and who knows, maybe one day I will extend some of these reviews past the one sentence mark ;)